Hurmanetar
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Does anyone else feel more than a little bit let down by this apocalypse? What happened to our timeline? Was there a writer strike in heaven?
I mean I grew up reading the Left Behind series where there was the Tribulation Force and chaos and guts and glory and action packed adventures. I was actually a bit sad that I was going to get raptured away and miss out on all the fun.
Now that it’s finally here I feel a big yawn coming on. I mean I’m sure things will pick up a bit in the 2nd quarter, but so far this is just plain dull.
It’s like Revelation should be read by Morgan Freeman but instead it’s being read to us by some non-binary NPR voice.
And shouldn’t there be some mystery, dark clouds and lightning surrounding the supervillains? Like aren’t they supposed to be a little less obvious? I mean they’re dropping the “666s” left and right like a dog takes a piss. OKAY. We get it. This is the mark of the beast y’all. Thanks for making the obvious absolutely clear.
And the supervillains of our apocalypse are just silly. Where’s the devilishly handsome perfectly coiffed Lucifer reincarnated Anti-Christ in suit and tie who’s every facial expression is measured and practiced to lead the masses astray? Instead we get the sweater-wearing nervous nerdy Gates of Hell with that shit-eating-grin and jackal cackle at every inappropriate occasion... arms flailing about as if tentacles on some pallid squid from the Abyss. He’s a caricature of a super-villain. His stupid plague isn’t even legit. It’s like that pale horseman of the apocalypse came skipping onto the scene banging coconuts. ...and yet somehow he’s still able to lead the masses astray...
I know all these words will probably seem callous and careless later on when it gets real. But we’ll get through it eventually and things will be sunny on the other side.
I actually feel a bit ashamed of my past prepper mindset. It was cruel. Lacking empathy.
The will to truth is just the will to power cloaked in angels’ wings. I and all the other preppers who fantasized about the great collapse are not much different than our super-villain overlords. We want to play a game that we wager we can win. We weren’t winning so we wanted a great equalizing force to come along and break everything up so we could have a chance to win.
I left behind my prepper phase. The day I sold my 12 acres and moved downtown was the day ‘Rona started making the rounds.
Having a son kind of makes you want to see the world succeed instead of fail. It will succeed. Eventually.
I mean I grew up reading the Left Behind series where there was the Tribulation Force and chaos and guts and glory and action packed adventures. I was actually a bit sad that I was going to get raptured away and miss out on all the fun.
Now that it’s finally here I feel a big yawn coming on. I mean I’m sure things will pick up a bit in the 2nd quarter, but so far this is just plain dull.
It’s like Revelation should be read by Morgan Freeman but instead it’s being read to us by some non-binary NPR voice.
And shouldn’t there be some mystery, dark clouds and lightning surrounding the supervillains? Like aren’t they supposed to be a little less obvious? I mean they’re dropping the “666s” left and right like a dog takes a piss. OKAY. We get it. This is the mark of the beast y’all. Thanks for making the obvious absolutely clear.
And the supervillains of our apocalypse are just silly. Where’s the devilishly handsome perfectly coiffed Lucifer reincarnated Anti-Christ in suit and tie who’s every facial expression is measured and practiced to lead the masses astray? Instead we get the sweater-wearing nervous nerdy Gates of Hell with that shit-eating-grin and jackal cackle at every inappropriate occasion... arms flailing about as if tentacles on some pallid squid from the Abyss. He’s a caricature of a super-villain. His stupid plague isn’t even legit. It’s like that pale horseman of the apocalypse came skipping onto the scene banging coconuts. ...and yet somehow he’s still able to lead the masses astray...
I know all these words will probably seem callous and careless later on when it gets real. But we’ll get through it eventually and things will be sunny on the other side.
I actually feel a bit ashamed of my past prepper mindset. It was cruel. Lacking empathy.
The will to truth is just the will to power cloaked in angels’ wings. I and all the other preppers who fantasized about the great collapse are not much different than our super-villain overlords. We want to play a game that we wager we can win. We weren’t winning so we wanted a great equalizing force to come along and break everything up so we could have a chance to win.
I left behind my prepper phase. The day I sold my 12 acres and moved downtown was the day ‘Rona started making the rounds.
Having a son kind of makes you want to see the world succeed instead of fail. It will succeed. Eventually.