I will approve Alex's application for Texas Citizenship

Texas Problem: Mass Invasion by Californians

Joe Rogan, Matthew McConaughey, Adam Curry, ...and now Elon Musk.

If these shady characters are allowed in, Alex should also be allowed to immigrate.

In recognition for his outstanding work in the field of Advanced Consciousness, I hereby pledge to sign the affidavit affirming Alex Tsakiris to be of sound mind and good moral character when he applies for Texas Citizenship.