What-the-fuck do hyphens have to do with anything..?!.. I'm offended!
So you don't happen to like them - happen to be good friends of mine.
Shit man - i think I'm gonna hyphenate the WHOLE WORLD.
And another thing, commas are a weak ass excuse for a pronunciation article, perhaps they should be banned altogether.
Next thing you know it'll be parentheses..
Brother, we must keep walking down this route of punctuation holocaust, but most of all, we shall not kill air quotes!